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by Glacial Erratic

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A catchy and melodic take on online dating, with a couple hilarious Tinder Profiles put into the verses.

lyrics

I’m a badass mama bear who tells it like it is and wears her heart on her sleeve
I’m a beach bum and I swear part mermaid
Love the outdoors I’m looking for love and I’m tired of casual
Beyond tired of little boys and their games too
Life’s too short to waste my time so if you aren’t looking for love
Then swipe left

I’m down to earth smart outgoing honest loyal and beautiful inside and out
I hate smoking and prefer my man is between five foot seven and six foot four
Sorry Dave you’re too tall
I will pass over you if you don’t have a picture of yourself that I can see
I’m not interested in men that hide that they have wives or girlfriends
We’re all adults here so don’t get weird if I ask you the last time you’ve been tested for STDs
No threesomes
Front door only
And if you’re not into that, you can move along and just
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
I’ll find the right man for me
Plenty of fish in the sea
Swipe right on me my baby
I’ll be the girl of your dreams
No dick pics
Leave my feet alone
And if you can’t do that don’t waste my time just swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right
Swipe left don’t swipe right

credits

released February 14, 2024
Dave Loopstra (lead vocals, banjo)
Raven Cousens (backing vocals)
Marek Barlow (lead guitar)
Mitch Yukiw (drums, backing vocals)
Josh Maitland (backing vocals, bass)
Jason Savery (horns)

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Glacial Erratic The Blue Mountains, Ontario

Glacial Erratic is an energetic six-piece—with horns!— banjo-funk, rock-jam band from Ontario, described as “a party on- stage” and “extremely entertaining.”
From iconic radio personality Jeff Woods: “Prog/jazz/twang/funk/funny, Glacial Erratic bring to mind Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver and make for a trippy listen on the hifi, and a good time live in concert. Nicest people too. Book em, Danno.”
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