Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid
Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid
All I see is Covid and all I read about is Covid
And I know a lot about Covid

So if you post on facebook something about Covid, I will disagree and I’ll post a link to a study you will never read
Yeah I know a lot about Covid
So you can ask me anything you about Covid
There’s been a lot of studies done. I read them all on my phone

Can a Beaver get Covid?
Yes
Teresa Tam has warned us about beavers
If you are by yourself, you can look at beaver, but only through plexiglass

Can a tree get Covid?
What? A tree?
Yeah you should probably be afraid of trees
Just be safe and enjoy trees virtually

What about a banana?
Yes bananas can contain trace amounts of Covid
There’s a new normal now and it might not include bananas

We now take a brief break from Covid for murder hornets ouch
We now take a brief break from Covid for severe thunderstorm watch
We now take a brief break from Covid for global warming
But I really want to get back to Covid

Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid
Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid
All I see is Covid and all I read about is Covid
And every time I look at my phone I see something about Covid

Hey, are you smiling over there? Hey man, are they smiling over there?
I think they are smiling
That’s pretty reckless behavior
What a bunch of yahoos

And I know a lot about Covid
You can ask me any thing you want about Covid
I get Covid news every half hour on CBC.

Can a fish get Covid?
A fish? Well I’m going to make an assumption that they can
Why else would there be so many masks in the ocean?
Oh man we are so screwed

How about an octopus?
An octopus? Can’t you please just ask me a normal question?
I don’t know about Octopi
We should ask that Netflix guy

What about a delicious plate of sushi?
No, that information is wrong
Did you hear that on Facebook?
Sounds like a conspiracy

We now take a brief break from Covid for murder hornets
We now take a brief break from Covid for severe thunderstorm watch
We now take a brief break from Covid for global warming
But I really want to get back to Covid

Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid
Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid, Covid

Can I please have a little more Covid over here?
Table number three needs more Covid
We need a news story about Covid Let’s get some 24-hour Covid news on the TVs please
What are you looking at? Are you focused on Covid?
You really should be paying attention to Covid
Can we just redirect our attention back to Covid?
We’re in the middle of hashtag pandemic here
Can you please just look at your phone.
Are you looking at your phone?
We need an alert or something
We need people’s phones to ding every time Covid cases increase
We need more people looking at their phones more often
We need a news story about the rising numbers of Covid cases
Please?
Please?
I want more Covid